What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:58
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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Yes sir it is.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Sure no problem officer.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.